http://www.chigua123.com/吃瓜123 - 51吃瓜群众的吃瓜网http://www.chigua123.com/post/53.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><p style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="388" style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;outline: 0px;vertical-align: bottom;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);height: auto !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 275px !important;" width="275px" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-133922320766e283e78ce0c1726120935.gif" /></p><p><br /></p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" 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16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-201472057266e283ef8fa161726120943.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：大家的表情都很耐人寻味。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-86691918666e283ef954931726120943.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">热干面麻酱口味”的奶茶？</span></strong></p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzIxMDg4Njk0Nw==" data-headimg="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/NDSfoHGQibhffvG3HYZ7kWficw8qazWaNrRxf4TdKWibDQ3FfcV2kMiaOhgBicAYPZicCuQtGvrM4kxNkMlhN9I2ashg/0?wx_fmt=png" data-nickname="龙部落叨" data-alias="lbldao" data-signature="挖掘高分电影，推荐冷门电影，评价热门电影，不想看电影可以看美剧，不想看美剧可以看动漫，不想看动漫可以看纪录片，不想看纪录片？我们还有搞笑的段子..." data-from="0"></mpprofile></section><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="800" class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-176619593266e283efb6e051726120943.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：就只是为了引起大家好奇心的限定款吧。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-878647066e283efbc4e51726120943.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">麻烦商家下次送小礼品的时候能不能说一声啊？</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="500" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: 488px;height: auto;" class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-118307761766e283f0017721726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：竹蜻蜓也没有想到可以当吸管。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-69172088066e283f0085771726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">当你的妈妈担心车胎冷。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="outline: 0px;vertical-align: bottom;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;border-width: 0px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(126, 126, 126);overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" width="678px" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-172167066466e283f029ccd1726120944.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：玩物皆可保暖。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-130107254166e283f03555d1726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">亲爹为了不和男朋友说话装自己不会说普通话。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-18942479466e283f06880c1726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：亲爹这是社交恐惧症吗？</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-205343490166e283f06f0d11726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">不转发就不辛苦了。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="642" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-16372569966e283f0977501726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：同理不砍一刀就不辛苦了。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1642692221171" data-id="1642692221171"></mpcpc></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-44078422466e283f09ceb41726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">见过最有效的劝导标语。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-142431673066e283f0cd2041726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：为了防止偷吃做出了太大的努力。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-62787693666e283f0d26281726120944.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">王老吉新出了百家姓版本。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-188653930166e283f1188851726120945.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：差点以为都是山寨？</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-110500295766e283f11e8431726120945.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">第一次见面就花了88巨款，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">以后还不得要他全家命?</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-132902957066e283f14f5c71726120945.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：没有比这个更好的生意了。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-139413940266e283f1557e81726120945.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">少年感街拍姿势大赏。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img __bg_gif" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="333" style="outline: 0px;vertical-align: bottom;height: auto;width: 488px;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="333px" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-191300653066e283f2752691726120946.gif" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：学会了赶紧给自己换个头。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-98340848766e283f27cf681726120946.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">果然是良心商家。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-159229847666e283f2b2d581726120946.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：红绕肉</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-173884563266e283f2b9d671726120946.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">海鲜市场的反诈刮刮乐。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-79078300366e283f302ecb1726120947.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：新时代脑筋急转弯。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-128296883866e283f3085b41726120947.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">如何糊弄借钱的同学。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-58768737966e283f32a13c1726120947.jpeg" /><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="149" style="width: 488px;height: auto;border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);" class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-191029307766e283f36f76a1726120947.jpeg" /><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="160" style="width: 468.469px;height: auto;border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-48126304566e283f37d4211726120947.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：问在吗就不用回了。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-125734863566e283f38235d1726120947.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">摔碎了的碗都是爱你的形状。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-66963642966e283f3b76e51726120947.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：这就是你内心的心碎。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-170673816266e283f3c04801726120947.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">国人最朴素的爱国行为。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-19933625466e283f40a6eb1726120948.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：怪不得可以发展出科学修仙的网络小说。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-78728833566e283f4130381726120948.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">看三星堆马首眼熟的原因找到了。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="525" class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-211309630666e283f445eaa1726120948.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：时空旅行者的作品。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1642692246199" data-id="1642692246199"></mpcpc></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-68067776266e283f44b4471726120948.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">论放假在家能有多无聊。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-204327535066e283f4777841726120948.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：过年吃饭的蒜都不用剥了。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-131131768566e283f47cb9d1726120948.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">这孩子真不把自己当外人。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-5377917366e283f4ba1611726120948.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：这小孩子是以为在自己家里看电视吗？</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-195049974766e283f4c06891726120948.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">是做了什么坏事，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">带着窗户一起逃跑。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="631" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-72611359766e283f516f631726120949.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：这都能联动在一起，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">真是鬼才。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-140455172666e283f51d6e81726120949.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">被酒店的镜子欺负了。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img __bg_gif" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="outline: 0px;vertical-align: bottom;height: auto;width: 488px;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;" width="300px" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-197893569766e283f6013621726120950.gif" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：是不是你坐着照镜子的。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-31210385766e283f607c7f1726120950.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">吃外卖送的小玩具，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">这就是女生之间的默契么。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-61535091566e283f634a631726120950.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：这得点多少的外卖啊，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">冲着玩具点的吧</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-91077491566e283f63aea41726120950.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">在英国点到了人生中最离谱的奶茶。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-127128753766e283f669f5b1726120950.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：这像门口小卖部一两块钱的香精饮料。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-28602631966e283f67000f1726120950.png" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">这都是什么文案小天才啊！</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-147329072566e283f69e3601726120950.jpeg" /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;">PS：就问一句葬礼怎么参加。</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="900" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-134283721166e283f6a42411726120950.png" /><br /></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>Drake约会Ins女模，</strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>保险套放辣酱避免当爹。</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><strong><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(122, 68, 66);width: auto !important;height: auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-109476888566e283f6d39bd1726120950.png" /></strong></p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" data-headimg="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ExQiac8mAOl9MonXrpCQGRwtuwWlxRjVdibaU92fro2CiaQTorrzM0fpySBoG8ZTCAaetibrgAwWDAfiaVZGiaGtnUyw/0?wx_fmt=png" data-nickname="吃瓜网" data-alias="xiaolongdbd" data-signature="搞笑我们是认真的！奇葩搞笑段子，每天小龙陪你叨逼叨！" data-from="1"></mpprofile></section><h1 style="white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: right;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);"></span></h1><h1 style="white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: right;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);"><strong><strong>点个<span style="color: rgb(201, 56, 28);">赞</span>和<span style="color: rgb(201, 56, 28);">好看</span>让我也开心吃个饱</strong></strong></span></h1><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: right;letter-spacing: 0.54px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);"><strong style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 0.54px;">↘↘↘</strong></span></p></div>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 18:08:23 +0800http://www.chigua123.com/post/54.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><h1 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>01</strong></span></h1><section style="text-align: center;"><br style="white-space: normal;" /></section><section style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><section><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>好霸道的外卖小哥</strong></span></section><p><br /></p><p><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1170" style="outline: 0px;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-187470169366e283e88bfc31726120936.jpeg"></p></section><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1170" style="outline: 0px;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-30793420366e283e8a7bc61726120936.jpeg"></p><p><br /></p><section style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">店家：你们继续，不要考虑我的感受！</section><p><span style="font-size: 10px;"></span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>02<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>王大爷一开口</strong></span><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>全国人民都沉默了</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-160386234866e283e8c8f921726120936.jpeg"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">王大爷说的可能是真的</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>03</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>这身材是不是还可以？</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-203140523166e283e8ec6ad1726120936.jpeg"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">冒昧的问一句：这袜子不难受吗？<br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>04<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>继续啊，钻毛衣里了，急死我了。</strong></span></p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" data-headimg="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ExQiac8mAOl9MonXrpCQGRwtuwWlxRjVdibaU92fro2CiaQTorrzM0fpySBoG8ZTCAaetibrgAwWDAfiaVZGiaGtnUyw/0?wx_fmt=png" data-nickname="吃瓜网" data-alias="xiaolongdbd" data-signature="搞笑我们是认真的！奇葩搞笑段子，每天小龙陪你叨逼叨！" data-from="0"></mpprofile></section><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="251" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;cursor: pointer;max-height: 450px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-12614399866e283e95d47b1726120937.gif"></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">这姑娘回家能把自己搓出血</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>05<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>逻辑缜密</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" 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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>06</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>妩&nbsp; 媚</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-120411093366e283e994fb61726120937.jpeg" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">赵二丫：为什么这衣服她穿是性感，我穿是土狗？<br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>07</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>土建人，土建魂!</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;color: rgb(17, 17, 17);font-family: Microsoft YaHei, Tahoma, Arial;font-size: 12px;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-123286091366e283e9bee091726120937.jpeg" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">你的宠物蓝猫还是蒂芙尼蓝的呢！</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">稀有稀有！</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br style="white-space: normal;" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>08<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>行业内卷的太严重了</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br style="outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="__bg_gif rich_pages wxw-img" data-cropselx1="0" data-cropselx2="498" data-cropsely1="0" data-cropsely2="885" data-fileid="503359253" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="180" style="vertical-align: middle;outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;font-family: monospace;font-size: 16px;background-color: rgb(238, 237, 235);border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(238, 237, 235);background-size: 22px;background-position: center center;background-repeat: no-repeat;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 419px !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-41893198466e283eb793111726120939.gif" /></p><section style="text-align: center;"><br style="white-space: normal;" /></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"></span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>09<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>所以丝丝其实是两盘菜对吧？</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-76025897766e283eb948f41726120939.jpeg" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">魑魅魍魉四肉夹馍各自口味<br style="line-height: 0;font-family: Microsoft YaHei, Tahoma, Arial;font-size: 13px;text-align: left;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 238);" />琴瑟琵琶八鸳鸯锅汤料同款</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>10<br /></strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="85472" style="text-align: center;"><section data-width="80%" style="text-align: center;"><section hm_fix="308:212" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>东南亚强国女兵绝密照流出</strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;"><br /></section></section></section><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="542" style="outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 542px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-69252685766e283ebae0e91726120939.jpeg" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br style="outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="538" style="outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 538px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-109371371066e283ebcad821726120939.jpeg" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br style="outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="541" style="outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 541px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-178976948866e283ebe86551726120939.jpeg" /></p><section style="white-space: normal;"><section><h2 placeholder="请输入标题"><p style="text-align: center;">抓活的，如果反抗活力覆盖</p></h2></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>11</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>20分钟，可是不短了！</strong></span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-croporisrc="https://mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/WliciariagYI8BB8m0Kv6FQj99A4XhicsThTpHgOezcLUZrMkuW7OUc0G8rHXAkpCJtvL9m7PSjfiay5k3A80jNlhSg/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-cropx1="0" data-cropx2="600" data-cropy1="22.5" data-cropy2="852.5" data-fileid="507537620" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" style="height: 664px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;cursor: pointer;max-height: none;width: 480px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-56912975466e283ec0f5281726120940.jpeg" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">警察：说完了对吧，核对下，在这里签字，按指印！</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>12<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>现实版窃听风云</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img __bg_gif" data-backh="320" data-backw="180" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="180" style="outline: 0px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-107090314666e283ec6d3c61726120940.gif" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1642866684940" data-id="1642866684940"></mpcpc></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>13<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>一不小心发现了</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="85472" style="text-align: center;"><section data-width="80%" style="text-align: center;"><section hm_fix="308:212" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>王嘉尔造型灵感来源</strong></span></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br style="outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-croporisrc="https://mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/sOmiciczYUOuREC1H3wLMbLuiaTcga713HjAHsnIvphGYgC18YChkbZKGjXw9B1YhsYzpvEcEKwElJIremGfVHdNw/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-cropx1="0" data-cropx2="690" data-cropy1="112.21453287197232" data-cropy2="1018.2871972318339" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 578px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-100065196866e283ec89b151726120940.jpeg" /></p><section><section><h2 placeholder="请输入标题"><p style="text-align: center;">也不能说买家秀反转</p><p style="text-align: center;">卖家秀也别有一番韵味</p></h2></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>14<br /></strong></span></p><h1 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>什么都没说</strong></span></h1><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>但又好像什么都说了</strong></span></p><section style="text-align: center;"><br style="outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></section><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="581" style="outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 581px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-142073359166e283ecb307c1726120940.png" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">这出门可能都得被蚂蚁单杀<br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>15<br /></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>乡村纯欲？</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 600px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-205869224366e283ece71f71726120940.png" /></p><section style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">准备去建设新乡村了！<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 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style="font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></section><section hm_fix="308:212" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>17<br /></strong></span></section><section hm_fix="308:212" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>这波全校社死了</strong></span></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br style="outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="433" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-54764441966e283edd41cb1726120941.jpeg" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="434" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-1807184366e283ee001501726120942.jpeg" /></p><p style="text-align: 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